Sealed · pre-launch

The $SCHIFFY vault.

10% of collected gold fees settles here — the other 90% goes back to holders — and every $SCHIFFY fee is stacked here too, ready for new partners and liquidity support. He buried it on-chain. He remembers where.

Vault address appears at launch
The $SCHIFFY vault, ajar with gold inside
Total value
$GLD accumulated
In the vault
$GLD distributed
To holders · 90% of fees
$SCHIFFY in vault
100% of $SCHIFFY fees

Assets held

3Figures go live with the contract
AssetAmountValue
GLDTokenized gold — the vault's 10% of collected fees
SCHIFFY100% of collected $SCHIFFY fees — held for partners + liquidity
ETHNative gas reserves the vault holds

Balances read straight from Robinhood Chain and refresh every minute. $SCHIFFY does not represent ownership of gold and holders cannot redeem vault assets.

$SCHIFFY, holding the bar

Good boy. Hard money.
Ride with the dog.